Cartoon caption contest
Alas, the cartoon caption contest is no more. I no longer have the time to provide new cartoons. However, since the winning entries (and runners-up) from previous contests were so funny, I've decided to leave the archive up on this page. Enjoy!
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2001-05-21
- A: I've never extracted a tooth before.
- B: Yeah, it's pretty rare for a proctologist.
- submitted by Alan Hochbaum (winning entry)
- A: Behold, the world's tiniest human brain!
- B: You better put it back before Mr. Bush wakes up!
- submitted by Ben.Doon
- A: Wow! That's one big incisor!
- B: You speak the tooth!
- submitted by P. Diddy
- A: That was easier than I expected!
- B: Doctor, his prostate is in the other hole.
- submitted by Sean
- A: That came out easier than I thought!
- B: That's great, but I Think Mr. Bush wanted more wisdom teeth put in!
- submitted by Ben.Doon
2001-04-01
- A: Didja see the price of gas is going up again?
- B: Why do you think I'm eating broccoli?
- submitted by Cullpepper (winning entry)
- A: Hey, George… did you read the paper today? It says that the space fungus on Mir has managed to survive re-entry and is causing all kinds of horrible mutations…
- B: Huh?
- submitted by Jin Wicked
- A: Did you watch The Ten Commandments last night?
- B: Why don't you give me a synopsis of it?
- submitted by Kathleen Harris
- A: Paper says there's nothing we can do about the asteroids.
- B: There's gotta be some kind of ointment—I'm dyin' here!
- submitted by Clive Fester
- A: George! This article claims you had a ménage à trois with two White House employees! Is this true?
- B: That's absurd! I haven't touched pastry in years— you know what it does to my weight.
- submitted by Philip L.
2001-02-10
- Aw, sh*t… I'm looking at the world through Dubya's eyes again.
- submitted anonymously (winning caption)
- …and after we pick our noses, we oh so carefully wipe our sinus offerings on the top of a wooden object, like this TV.
- submitted by Jimmy Swaggert
- And every new home comes complete with a cardboard wife and Virtual Janeane Garofalo!
- submitted by Booger
- See, honey! I told you the TV was much more fun to watch on acid!
- submitted by Booger
- If you can guess what I have up my ass, you can win this old crappy TV!
- submitted by Norm Bitty
2001-01-08
- Oh boy — here comes another Sex Pistil.
- submitted anonymously (winning caption)
- Hey, dude, do you have a little pot?
- submitted by Tony M.
- When I said that I needed a gift to blossom, I meant rain, thunder, and dark clouds!
- submitted anonymously
- Why, that seedling little bastard is staring at my stamen!
- submitted by Tony M.
- I can't believe he talked me into this. How did I become the 1 out of 18 726?
- submitted by Epoint Radio
