Humour

I've been known to occasionally spin a witty tale or two. Following are some of my more popular creations.

Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend: A mathematical proof on the impossibility of finding female companionship
The Saga of Roter Hutmann: A tale of sweet revenge against someone we all know
Cartoon caption contest: nothingisreal.com readers supply witty captions to a series of cartoons
Sex Pistols impersonations: My secret identity as Johnny Rotten
Kevin's Iatrogenic Escapade: Kevin Ganshorn's hilarious misadventures at the hospital
CS Superchick: Psychonaut meets a famous Asian porn star in the flesh
Haiku: Exploring the joys of self-referential Japanese poetry
Musiku: Haikus about our (least) favourite pop stars
My music: What Psychonaut does with FastTracker II and too much time on his hands